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Panty lines may not be the only thing showing

Panty lines may not be the only thing showing! How are Your Skills?

Getting Old

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

— Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: ‘And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?’ the reporter asked. She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure.’

— Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ‘How old was your husband?’ ’98,’ she replied. ‘Two years older than me.’ ‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented. She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it?

— I’ve sure gotten old.! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver’s license.

— A 97-year-old man goes into his doctor’s office and says, ‘Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.’
‘Sir,’ replied the doctor, ‘you’re 97. Don’t you think your sex drive is all in your head?’
‘You’re damned right it is!’ replied the old man. ‘That’s why I want it lowered!’

— An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.
‘Wal-Mart?’ the preacher exclaimed. ‘Why Wal-Mart?’
‘Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.’

—My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.

— Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

—I’ve still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

—I’m getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

—It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

—The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

—These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, ‘For fast relief.’

—I’ve tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven’t made one called ‘Buns of Putty.’

—Don’t think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

—Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up!

— Remember: You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.

- –THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now, I think you’re supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 10. Oh heck, send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are.

Hope this made you smile on a thursday..love ya guys

question please im worried about this?

women in leotards videos

Panty lines may not be the only thing showing

Panty lines may not be the only thing showing! How are Your Skills?

when i look at pictures of football majorettes in those leotards i play with myself when i see pictures of girl cheerleaders i play with myself sometimes i look up pictures of women shaking their booty or changing clothes so i can play with myself i even go on utube to watch alan Jackson’s good time music video it has lots of chicks in it and when i see em dancing i play with myself is there something wrong with me and yes im a guy

What is so special about the "Single Ladies" video by Beyonce?

women in leotards videos

Panty lines may not be the only thing showing

Panty lines may not be the only thing showing! How are Your Skills?

Now don’t get me wrong, I love the song and I think Beyonce is a great artist. The amount of tact and class she showed at this years’ VMA’s was astounding. But the video won for Video of the Year!!!!!!!!!!! AND Kanye West felt the need to take Taylor Swift’s spotlight to advertise what a great video it was.

It was her and two women in a white room dancing around in black leotards. With a mechanical hand.

Does anyone have any MEANING behind this that perhaps I’m missing?

Or is it just hot chicks dancing around in nothing?

Cause that gives me nothing cinematically…………….
Ok so…. in case you missed it. This question ISN’T about Kanye or Taylor. The mention of them was ONLY to show how so many people thought it was a GREAT video. I don’t care if he apologized. It was rude and uncalled for. I love Beyonce. I’m not knocking her talent AT ALL. But it was the VIDEO music awards. And I feel like the video was lacking!

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